“Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.”
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Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.
I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.