“Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.”
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Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?