“The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.”
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There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?
We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets.
There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this myself - pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing.