“I don't know if my sense of humor goes over Americans' heads.”
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In order to be able to give a girlfriend the amount of time she deserves, you would need time, and I just can't give her that. So, rather than being selfish or stupid enough to go into a relationship, it's just been easier to be single.
Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor.
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
Even celebrities, most people have a sense of humor. Most of the people we meet who we've done on the show, like it.
