“With humor, it's so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy.”
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I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.
People, not just reporters, are more interested in politics than in government, so the actual issues wouldn't be something that interested them.
If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny.
When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. A wise diner who is invited to visit the kitchen replies by saying, as politely as possible, that he has a pressing engagement elsewhere.