I want to write a book which is the history of comedy. — Quoted

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“I want to write a book which is the history of comedy.”

John Cleese · History

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John Cleese

I just think that sometimes we hang onto people or relationships long after they've ceased to be of any use to either of you. I'm always meeting new people, and my list of friends seems to change quite a bit.

Change

John Cleese

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

God

John Cleese

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

Business

John Cleese

Michael Palin decided to give up on his considerable comedy talents to make those dreadfully tedious travel shows. Have you ever tried to watch one?

Travel