“Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.”
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Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee - or laugh.
Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.