“Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.”
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Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white.
Jealous, adj. Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping.
Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.