“Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.”
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points.