“I want to be like Tom Cruise from 'The Outsiders' and go on and do amazing movies for a long time.”
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I'm from Iowa, we don't know what cool is!
My dad was a journalist. He was in Rwanda right after the genocide. In Berlin when the wall came down. He was always disappearing and coming back with amazing stories. So telling stories for a living made sense to me.
Your car should drive itself. It's amazing to me that we let humans drive cars... It's a bug that cars were invented before computers.
When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all the weird places, the obscure barbecue joints, burger places. There are a few spots in L.A. that I'm obsessed with - one of them is the Taco Zone taco truck on Alvarado. There are secret off-menu items that are amazing.