“A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.”
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A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he begins to bunch them.
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
There is a saying in Baltimore that crabs may be prepared in fifty ways and that all of them are good.
