“My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.”
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We will never bring peace at the hands of war. As a species we have to rise above it.
I wish that there were more stringent laws to make guns sold anywhere that they're legal harder to get.
The equality that we are all entitled to, as citizens of this democracy, can't be avoided by some religious dogma of a President who's is supposed to believe in the notion of separation of church and state. And he frankly doesn't.
Don't fear the terrorists. They're mothers and fathers.
