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“You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.”

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Colin Quinn

People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.

Future

Colin Quinn

I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write.

Poetry

Colin Quinn

So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation.

War

Colin Quinn

I feel most empires fell when they started to act human, but then look at Russia. They kept a pretty strong hand, and they fell from Afghanistan alone because Afghanistan is the graveyard of empires. I guess you just can't sustain it.

Loneliness