“I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.”
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me.
It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've got this huge cast of characters that we can move around. And over the last few seasons, we've explored some of the secondary characters' personal lives a bit more.