“What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.”
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It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?'
I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.
My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well, maybe they're a bit more entertaining.
Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself.