“I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.”
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Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
You always pass failure on your way to success.
I wear black skinny-fit jeans - I can't get away from them. It's funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages, then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great.
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
