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“I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.”

Paula Poundstone · Funny

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Paula Poundstone

I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.

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Paula Poundstone

I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family.

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Paula Poundstone

I'm thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going.

Thankful

Paula Poundstone

I don't need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled.

Thankful