“I rant, therefore I am.”
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The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood.
I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy.
Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways.
What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign.