“Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.”
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People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.
I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I don't get into it because I do comedy already.
I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't get me away from it because I commit that thoroughly. That's in friendship, that's a deal, that's a commitment. Don't give me paper - I can get the same lawyer who drew it up to break it. But if you shake my hand, that's for life.
I turned down 'Some Like It Hot.' See how smart I am? I felt I couldn't bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I don't need to compete with the wardrobe.
