“I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.”
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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
