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“Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.”

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God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.

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I left home because I was hungry.

Home

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Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.

Happiness

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If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.

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