“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”
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I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.
Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you're acting the fool, 'you know I worry about you sometimes.'
