“Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.”
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I'm an actor. And I guess I've done so many movies I've achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still think of myself as kind of a worker ant.
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.