“Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.”
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Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later for another thing, they die earlier.
There is a saying in Baltimore that crabs may be prepared in fifty ways and that all of them are good.
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
If women believed in their husbands they would be a good deal happier and also a good deal more foolish.
