“In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.”
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Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
