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“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”

Frank Zappa · Education

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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

Politics

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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.

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One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.

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Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something.

Music