“Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.”
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I cannot understand how the education of this United States of America has been fooled time and time again. Either make it separate but equal or integrate, therefore it will be equal. And it has been separate and unequal.
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who doesn't.
