“I think I might actually die of showing off. It'll be on my headstone - 'Cause of Death: Showing Off.'”
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I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager.
Well, I'm not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast.
I was trained as an actress. But I wasn't a very convincing actress, so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up.
I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have crawled back from the abyss. I'm quite camp in that respect.