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“Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.”

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Ron White

I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.

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I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.

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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.

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People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.

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