I can't wait for my little sisters to start dating, because it will re… — Quoted

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“I can't wait for my little sisters to start dating, because it will really be fun to pick on their boyfriends.”

David Gallagher · Dating

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I don't have the best dating track record.

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Mark Hoppus

Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn't touch me. It was infuriating to them.

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Orson Welles

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

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Gilbert Gottfried

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.

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