“I had to find a diet that would kick me back into dating shape, because I know that I can't date at size 8. I have to date at size 2. And it's just a fact of nature. Go get your injections and your chemical peels. You gotta look good to attract a man.”
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Women are smart in business and dumb in love. They won't date outside their zip code, let alone outside the city. They are city snobs.
I'm an advocate for gay marriage. I have more gay friends than Carter has pills.
A ring means a commitment. But more than that, it means that you've talked about your shared future and have decided together on a shared vision of it.
Think back to yourself at age 18. I know I was mighty different than the Patti I am today. As we grow up, we grow out of our haircuts, our apartments and - often times - our romantic decisions.