My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. — Quoted

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“My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.”

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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.

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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.

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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.

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