“My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.”
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I'd die if I was Madonna. I'd die. God, what a horrible way to live. And Michael Jackson! To be so famous and to feel so isolated. I feel so bad for them. I don't know how it feels, and I hope it never happens to me.
When you're offered things, it makes it so much easier to be indecisive. And it's silly because you can pass on some really amazing things.
Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.
Celebrities say they date other celebrities because they have the same job. But I think they just like dating famous people. Celebrities attract each other, like cattle.