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“There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.”

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Jack Nicholson

When I am cast in a movie where I feel that the woman's part is more interesting, I usually start thinking about Spencer Tracy and Fred Astaire. They seem to be the most clear actors when working with women.

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I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Death

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We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money.

Money

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I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and I always think in all relationships, I've always thought that it's counterproductive to have a theory on that.

Marriage