“I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.”
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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
