“In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief.”
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I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.