Bill Cosby A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Funny ⧉ ↗ ♡
Ron White I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. Funny ⧉ ↗ ♡
Lana Turner A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Funny ⧉ ↗ ♡