Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die do not outlive yourself.
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not.
We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
It is a curious sensation: the sort of pain that goes mercifully beyond our powers of feeling. When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace.
Just do what must be done. This may not be happiness, but it is greatness.
An index is a great leveller.
Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.
The great advantage of a hotel is that it is a refuge from home life.
All great truths begin as blasphemies.
Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture.
Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are denied to us.
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.
We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.