Helen Rowland

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.