A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
Kin Hubbard
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Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing, ' it's the money.
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.
It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.